Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.