When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.