Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.