Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Vote:
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Vote:
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Vote:
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Vote:
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set.
"If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?"
The boy became very quiet.
So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?"
He promptly replied, "Another train."
Vote:
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Vote:
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Vote: