You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.