Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.