Joke #6409

Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!

Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."

Two neighbors are talking to each other. First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me? Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well. First neighbor: Really, well then, how? Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.

Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."

Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.

When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.

A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor. "How much do I owe you?" the lady asks. "$345," says the doctor. "$345!!?" the lady asks. "Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.