When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."