Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.