Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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