Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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