Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.