Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.