God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a p***s. The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.