Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.