I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.