The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.