The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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