Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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