Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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