Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1