Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.