Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.