Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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