Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.