Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him