Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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