What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets.
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
You put groceries in the other.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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