Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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