Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.