Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.