Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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