Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.