Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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