Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.