Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.