Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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