Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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