Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.