There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.