Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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