After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
What's the difference between a bachelor & a married man? Bachelor comes home, see's what's in the fridge & goes to bed. Married man comes home, see's what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body? A: He is all right now.
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.