What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.