What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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