Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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