Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.