Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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