Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.