Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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