Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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