Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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