Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.