Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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