Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.