The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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