The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.