Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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