Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.