If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.