Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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