Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.