When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.