When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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