Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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There where no survivors.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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