The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.