The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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