The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.