Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.