Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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