Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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